Sonic and his wife

it was a dark night and sonic was returning from his work place
as he was walking he thought "oh its totally time"
then he entered  his house
"ROBOTNIK GET OVER HERE" said sonic
"what is it honey?" said robotnik
"youre haught" said sonic
"ohehehehe dont make me blush" said robotnik
"lets get naked" said patrick
then sonic proceeded to wonder where patrick came from
"oh no im not ready for that yet" said robotnik
then patrick said "oh ok"
and walked away with a sad glance in his face
sonic then broke the wall with anger thus creating a time space warp that turned into a burrito wrap
"oh I see you made dinner for a change" said robotnik
he then proceeded to eat the burrito
"ick this taste like fabrick that is bad"
"well then why dont you throw it up?" said sonic
"I think ill eat it now" said patrick
"now where did you come from" said sonic
"I never left" said patrick
"youre haught" said sonic
then patrick plunged his spike into sonics spike while robotnik watched eagerly
"oh how did you know that I was into seafood" said robotnik
robotnik then proceeded to eat patrick
"now why did you do that" said sonic
"I dont know" said robotnik
"lets do it" said sonic
"no" said robotnik
"thats ok I was getting bored anyway" said sonic
three months later sonic and robotnik filed for a divorce
they learned the hard way that a non sexual relationship is the worst kind of a relationship
but then sonic and robotnik commited suicide
because the most painful way to die is from a broken heart just like that one time in romeo and julio